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Why the U.S. Government Doesn't Want You to Learn Spanish

The United States government has fought hard to establish American culture as dominant since WW2.  We know instinctively that the best way to achieve this goal is to make people in foreign countries learn OUR language.  As researchers study the science of outward influence,  language globalization ma....
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Slave Language: The Real History of Spanish

History teaches us of the rise and fall of the Spanish Empire in North America.  This period made the language ubiquitous, but does that make it worth learning? Like  supply-side economics, this theory claims that we shold consume something, simply because there is a lot of it close by - even if it is trash.  Think - would you enroll  your children in a class to study Ebonics?  W...
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